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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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