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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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