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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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