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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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