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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Picard eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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