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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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