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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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