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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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