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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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