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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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