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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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