Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.