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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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