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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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