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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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