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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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