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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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