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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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