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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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