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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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