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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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