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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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