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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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