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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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