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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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