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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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