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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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