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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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