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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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