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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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