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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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