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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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