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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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