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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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