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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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