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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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