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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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