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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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