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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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