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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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