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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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