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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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