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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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