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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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