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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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