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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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