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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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