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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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