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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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