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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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