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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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