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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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